I have had an FPS and apple sandwich that was actually quite tasty, but I've never been able to replicate that experience. Also, books are still written about cheese---Leslie gave me a very nice one for my birthday last year that is all about the great cheese being made in the good ol' USA these days, Humboldt Fog being one of the few things left that I still feel good about shouting U-S-A! U-S-A! for at the top of my lungs.
Maybe we should be reading some of these books ... I might check out
this one, the so-called
Cheese Primer. Rhetorical question: How popular would we be if we knew everything about cheese and insisted on displaying this knowledge at every dinner party? Sarcasm: People would love us. Wry twist: So, are we all going to buy the
Cheese Primer, or what?